THE SMART TRICK OF BRETT SLATER THAT NOBODY IS DISCUSSING

Gladys Fordingbridge may be the aged frequent host of the group. She is the only real girl. Her lounge is cluttered with cat hairs and photographs of distant kinfolk. Her poems consist totally of sub-Pam Ayres cat poems, one of which, entitled 'Naughty Paws', managed to rhyme 'Whiskas' with 'discus'.Sandra Alcock is one of the slags who lives on th